If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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