I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
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