i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
The chlamydia really affected his face.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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