I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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