She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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