i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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