I got chris browned last night
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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