windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
the day after is always just damage control
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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