I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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