Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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