Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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