So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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