The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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