she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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