Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
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That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
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