fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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