I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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