He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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