normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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