I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Randomize
