So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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