I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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