Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I want to make a zoo with you.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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