i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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