this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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