My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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