Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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