shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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