My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
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