He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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