Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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