He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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