Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
i came on her dog
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Is her dick bigger than yours?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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