glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Terrible idea I love it
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