bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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