your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
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