i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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