Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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