so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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