Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
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