How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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