If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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