Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
there is glitter all over my balls
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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