How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Randomize
