What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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