I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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