this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
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