I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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