I think I died a long time ago.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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