Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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