she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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