On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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