I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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